Parody

I can write a plot with no characters.
No characters.
No characters.

I can write a plot with no characters.
No characters.
No characters.

Allegory, Allegory
Literal narrative is the way to be
IRONY
And I'm a mode of expression
Even when a meter is all crookedy
I can show you how to foil like so
I can show you my point of view

I keep your stories in control
And without me your plot won't fall together
I can narrate as she or him
I can organize the dialogue within

Looking up information on Internet Explor-ay
I count your words and spell check them again
Me and my friend do research in books
Me and my friend write an introduction hook

And guess how long it took

I can write anything that I want cuz, look:
I can write a plot with no characters
No characters
No characters

I write research papers with serious tones
With serious tones
With serious tones

Read me

Read me
Just called to say that this paper is good to read
SURPRISE
In such small words

All curled up with an essay to read
I can sell this essay open up a book store
I can make a living publish it in a magazine
I can spell check till my fingers get sore
Ink smeared on my paper that’s clean

I can make essays bout antibiotics
I can make teachers grade me under certain conditions
I know how to write a business-letter

Me and my friends write about the future
I can see topics that will test the systems
I can do anything better than my teachers assistant